I'm not really good at talking dirty but you did say to come on and talk about your day. so yeah. my day was good. no low moments or anything! which is nice. I've being spending it with a four and a half year old and right now we're watching Dragons: Riders of Berk. anyway, I hope your day is going great. sorry for being totally random as fuck

hahaha, you don’t have to talk dirty with me love. i’m like really horrible at talking dirty too. (legit just had this guy kik me telling me he wanted dirty pictures so i sent him pictures of things covered in mud. lmfao. but shhh.. don’t tell anyone, cause apperently my sexting skills is why i’m single

anywayssss, awwh, i’m glad you had a good day! it’s always good to hear when someone had a good day. and i love kids like almost as much as i love puppies. lol but, omfg. i wanna watch that movieeeee! tell me if it’s any good okay. nah babes, i’m always glad to get messages like this, i really like listening to people talk, and hearing about the simple things we take for granted that you guys do! please feel free to message me everyday about the things you do, even if it’s just ‘i slept in bed all day monie’ or ‘i ate pizza’. even if you guys wanna complain about school/work or randomly give me ratings on books and movies you guys read/saw.

but uh, i had a good day, i worked this morning til about 6pm but it wasn’t too bad today. and then i came home and ate. then i rolled around my bed and text people and tumblr and then found myself hungry again so i found some noodles and ate again. then i watched reruns of ‘leverage’ til i put my younger siblings into bed… now i’m trying to finish up some homework. but i was just recently distracted and tried to take some selfies, and honestly i was like ‘god damn you camera, mirror said i looked good’ and basically i found out why i’m really single. lmfao. so now i might just give up on my homework and read some smut before heading to bed. 

+replies;  +never hesitant to send me something;  +shit tell me about anything and everything;  +i'll always try to answer back;  +but i'm not always online so if you guys see me blogging and not answering it's cause i'm on moblie okay;  +i love yallllll;  +psa for followers;  




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+porn is important but remember this;  


1st lessons free taught by urs truly


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Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages


+i'm on mobile but i always answer back as soon as i get on;  


can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

+i get so upset;  +and i take selfies and they do my hair no justice;  


when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just


+look at himmmm;  +he was so happy to see ian;  +and he thought everything was going to be okay hahahahahaha;  +someone just stab me it'll hurt less;  +mickey baby;  





+channing tatum;  +jimmy fallon;  +hahahahaha;  +i'm sorry but i am legit that person who types 'k';  


me as a parent 


why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

+mum;  +seriously me and my mum;  +and i'm just like 'MUM I SWEAR I'M STRAIGHT';